Smokin' Parade

Smokin’ Parade is a strange manga, and not necessarily because of the graphic nature of its content; rather, that it ends up never really making any sense at all, and is just a confusing and tedious mess that constantly had me scratching my head. The basic premise is simple, if a bit silly: in a not-so-distant future, people around the world who get prosthetic implants from a company called “Amenotori” often mutate into mindless, mascot-headed cyborg killing machines (dubbed “Spiders”), and a group of mercenaries with implanted weapon limbs (dubbed the “Jackalopes”) exist to hunt them down whenever they appear. Already there are questions, right?Why the mascot heads? Why “Jackalopes?” What’s the point, here? Sadly, Smokin’ Parade never really gives us an answer to these questions, nor many others. The writer and artist duo’s manga before this, Deadman Wonderland, is notorious for putting style over substance in similar fashion—but as a reader of both, I can easily say that Deadman Wonderland ends up having a great deal more intention than you might expect if you’ve only seen the anime. Sure, it’s edgy, and tends to tout that, but it has a kind of cohesion that makes all its sillier elements interesting. Smokin’ Parade never approaches this balance. Don’t get me wrong, it has no lack of style and aesthetic; often flaunting genuine top of the line art that is consistent with what Kataoka provides in many of her other works. However, meaninglessness pervades in a way that the artwork cannot save. There isn’t very much to latch onto in the way of story or characters: the emotional storytelling is juvenile and slapdash, often beginning and ending arcs for random characters way too quickly, or just having a general lack of direction from the getgo. First we’re dealing with Spiders, then another group of mercenaries that act as a foil to the Jackalopes, but, wait, they’re connected? But the characters that connect to the protagonists show up for like, three chapters and then aren’t seen again? Then it doesn’t matter and there’s a big Spider out somewhere that needs to be killed, and then… uh, THAT doesn’t matter either, then the world’s ending? There’s no plot direction at all, with things happening randomly and either not getting resolved, or getting resolved as soon as they’re introduced. What makes me sad is that there are often good ideas in this story: the cost of transhumanism, the “scientists only thought about if they could, not if they should,” shebang, you could even make a case for this manga sorta-maybe-kinda analyzing the effects of Big Pharma, and the dangers of corporate medicine. There’s cool ideas about prosthetics, grueling human experimentation (that could’ve been more impactful), and a protagonist that—admittedly—is more than likely a sociopath… but nothing here gets the time and depth it deserves, nothing is explored to its fullest. And I just don’t know why? The duo has shown they’re capable of making something interesting even if it’s framed by meaningless violence: in Deadman Wonderland’s case, even if the premise and ideas were absurd, the absurdity was constantly lampshaded, and many nuances were expanded upon in ways that felt logical. The power system makes sense, the characters have page time, and their motivations make sense, even the silly naming conventions (like “Branch of Sin,” all the Deadmen being named after birds, etc.) make sense. The setup, the conflict, powers, and, yes, even the goddamn naming conventions: none of it in Smokin’ Parade feels like any more than a slapdash excuse to get the “cool” imagery Kataoka and Kondo wanted into manga. Imagery of edgy cyborgs with animal heads getting chopped up by edgy cyborg people. It’s just lazy. Is it fair to keep comparing a manga to the creators’ previous work? Normally I’d say no, but there’s such a little departure in ideas and style that I couldn’t help but constantly think “Deadman did this better” as I read through the story. The whole thing just ends up feeling not very cohesive, and forced. In the end, Smokin’ Parade is a gorgeous manga with interesting action scenes that is constantly on the cusp of having good ideas, but which are always sabotaged by its own lack of coherency. So much so that I’d consider it below average, and not generally worth reading, even if it's cool to look at.