Boku no Kanojo-sensei

"I hate teachers, but an attractive large-breasted teacher just confessed to me, oh nyo" – this novel, basically It’s usually pretty bad when a main point of a manga is dull and repetitive fanservice. It gets even worse when it’s not a manga, but a light novel. Boku no Kanojo-sensei is like never-ending torrent of prologues to porn scene that never happens. Beside the pathetically boring fanservice you frequently don’t even get to see as it’s merely described to the reader, it’s painfully uneventful. There is some initial setting. First point – the protagonist hates teachers. This is because he had a crush on a teacherin a kindergarden but she married someone else. Ridiculously shitty shoehorned reasoning, but he will make sure to remind you of this at the start of every volume. Second is – if he accepts the confession by the teacher, she will quit her job. Both of these are setting elements are completely disregarded for majority of the story (term used loosely) because those could interfere with the fanservice scenes, and you certainly wouldn’t want that, right? The characters are absolutely one-dimensional. I had low expectations but bruh. I don’t think I even caught the protagonist’s name. Not that I care about it. So the main character trait of the protagonist is that he exists, and the main character trait of the teacher is that she is sexy and does sexy situations. Oh yeah, if you don’t fancy teachers then fear not, as there is also a token sister character and token loli character, throw in so we can have even more cliché situations – right at during the first volume multiple characters that just introduced just confess to the protagonist, because why not I guess. Don’t expect any interesting characterisation here either. I can understand why someone would want to write it. I can’t understand why someone would want to read this. I have no idea how this managed to get whole nine volumes published. I guarantee you that you can skip from the first volume straight to the last one and you won’t miss on anything important. If all you need is a string of fanservice scenes usually involving oneesan-type teacher, then knock yourself out. If you want to read something that has some actual story, stay away.