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In response to the worsening crime rate, Japan creates Tokyo Butei High, an elite academy where "Butei" or armed detectives hone their deadly skills in hopes of becoming mercenary-like agents of justice. One particular Butei is Kinji Tooyama, an anti-social and curt sophomore dropout who was once a student of the combat-centric Assault Division. Kinji now lives a life of leisure studying logistics in order to cover up his powerful but embarrassing special ability. However, his peaceful days soon come to an end when he becomes the target of the infamous "Butei Killer," and runs into an emotional hurricane and outspoken prodigy of the highest rank, Aria Holmes Kanzaki, who saves Kinji's life and demands that he become her partner after seeing what he is truly capable of. [Written by MAL Rewrite]
5.2/10
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There was a time when I, too, had faith in J.C. Staff. I still do, actually. Iâm stubborn. But try as I might to cling fondly to the days gone by, to classics like Azumanga Daioh and Excel Saga, even guilty pleasures like Shakugan no Shana, it seems that J.C. Staff is relentless in their efforts to drive me away. An admirable mission, that. So here is Hidan no Aria. Iâll confess. I was excited. I have a soft spot for action harems, loathe though I am to admit it. Iâm one of the last cynics in anime fandom who doesnât completely loathe Rie Kugimiya (sheâsnot bad, sheâs got range; itâs not her fault the squeal is what sells, and everybodyâs got to pay the bills). Takashi Watanabe of Boogiepop and Shana was directing, and early promotional artwork lookedâŠwell, not promising, but certainly not the worst of the genre. I didnât get my hopes up, but I expected the kind of show I could guiltily binge on and then tell all my friends I hated to keep up the elabourate façade that I am a man of taste. All this is just so you know that I gave Aria a fighting chance. With all that said, itâs bad. I mean itâs really bad. Not Togainu no Chi bad, but nowadays my attention can only be diverted from erotic fanfiction and 80âs movies to tear an especially terrible Japanese cartoon a new arsehole, because I like easy targets. So thatâs the terminology weâll settle onâespecially terrible. And it is. It is a new low for J.C. Staff. But Iâve beat around the bush long enough. Letâs get to the point. The world of Hidan no Aria is one where the Butei, an elite international martial organisation, trains its members at the high school level. Thatâs right. In this world, international treaties on child labour are unheard of, and hundreds of parents see no issue with sending their children to a school where the use of firearms is not only commonplace, but required. Furthermore, the students of Tokyo Butei Highâquite unlike my high school classmates, most of whom, by the time graduation rolled around, had yet to master the delicate art of pissing straightâperform incredibly well in this environment. Oh, but itâs not just the coursework they have to worry about. Butei High students must apply their lessons to real life when they are targeted by the Butei Killerâa criminal who sends high-speed Saw-esque murder puzzles after the teenage students. This individual has yet to be apprehended, as Butei graduates and all other law enforcement agents have better things to do than bother with a serial criminal with a rigidly-defined M.O. who regularly targets minors, and endangers civilians in the process. Yep. Now, I wouldnât still be watching anime if I had issues with suspending my disbelief, but would it really have been so hard to age the cast up four or five years, to college-age? The plot would remain practically untouched, and, really, itâs got nowhere to go but up. But I digress. The rest of the plot involves a lot of looking at girlsâ underwear (whether it is on their bodies or off), and some nonsense about Sherlock Holmes and other fictional characters (and at least one out-of-place historical figure) that is so astonishingly, mind-numbingly stupid that I have no words for it. Aspiring writers, hark! Donât always stick with the first idea you get, because it is usually righteously fucking ridiculous. The animators seem to stumble over the character designs despite the fact that they are not terribly complex. Characters are frequently off-model, and their movements are stiff and awkward. Their hair moves bizarrely, even by anime standards: when disturbed it jumps up suddenly at an odd angle and waves around for a while before jumping back into place. Fabric works much the same way. Inbetweens are practically non-existent, leading to movement that looks like jumpy cardboard rather than a fluid transition from one position to the next. Furthermore, all of J.C. Staffâs recent productions have had this weird kind of Gaussian-blur layer over every frame, making the outlines blurry and subdued. The animation isnât awful, per se, but itâs mediocre at best. I donât have much to say on the showâs score. Itâs boring. The themes are fast-paced, but forgettable and generic, while most of the background music kind of blurs together. The purpose of a soundtrack is to elicit emotional response and set the mood for a scene. Ariaâs music is just kind of there because they had, like, way too much money and thought it would be cool to buy a composer. The vocal work is...well, you know what youâre getting. Rie Kugimiya puts on the sort of performance she is infamous for, Junji Majima is a forgettable harem lead, and the rest of the cast could all switch places and I wouldnât be able to tell the difference. The real beauty of Aria (and I mean that in the most bitter, sarcastic, miserable way) lies in its titular character. Aria H. Kanzaki is evil. I really mean it. She is a special kind of sadistic, childish evil, unfettered by the cautious try-hard some authors exhibit when writing adults. She is rotten to the core. She is spoilt, murderously violent, infinitely selfish, and utterly loathsome. If she were the antagonist, I might even be giving this show a positive review. I would be forced to tip my hat to an author so skilled at manipulating his readers that he can craft a character that summons such immediate distaste in everyone. Iâm not a violent person, but Iâd say she needs a bit of discipline in the form of a high-speed baseball bat to the mouth. But sheâs not the antagonist. Sheâs not even an easily-overlooked secondary character. Her nameâs in the title. And we are supposed to love her. We are supposed to pile our disposable income on Blu-Rays and posters bearing her visage, on models of her likeness to sit precariously upon our shelves so that we can steal a peek at her plastic panties. Aria H. Kanzaki is really the lowest the tsundere phenomenon can go. I donât have anything against tsunderes, really. In fact, when written carefully and realistically, they are some of my favourite characters. Aria is not a tsundere. Sheâs a psychopath and a bully. She is hysterical, she is capricious, she is downright meanâshe is everything that might lead a man (were he so inclined) to roll his eyes and scoff and say, âWomen! Am I right?â Which is a good segue into my next point. Iâm not mad at Aria, because she is a fictional character, and that would be silly. I am mad, howeverâfrothingly soâat the author. Chuugaku Akamatsu has written a character who he believes to be a sympathetic woman. The audience is supposed to watch her temper tantrums and violent fits the same way we might watch an angry child, despite the fact that Aria is more than old enough to know better. Her fits of rage arenât horrifyingâtheyâre cute! This sort of behaviour is just the thing the authorâand, he perceives, his audienceâexpects out of a woman. Now, we could say that Ariaâs temperâand, by extension, the exceedingly childish behaviour of most of the rest of the female castâis just the author clumsily trying to write a realistically flawed character. People arenât perfect, after all, and violently temperamental women (and men) do exist! But Iâm not stupid, and, hopefully, neither are you. The authorâs intent matters. The target audience matters. The moe phenomenon matters. Japanese society and its views on women matter. The context matters. Look. Iâm not saying that youâre a bad person if you enjoyed Hidan no Aria. Do what makes you happy. Iâm not saying that youâre a bad person if you enjoy any fiction that carries some unfortunate implications in its characterisation of women, people of colour, GLBT people, or any minorityâitâs perfectly possible for a story that is otherwise well-written to stumble a bit when it comes to political correctness (and I hate that fucking term, because it implies that treating other people like human beings should be done out of obligation and not common sense), and this is okay, as long as it is discussed. And Iâm not trying to take away your titty anime. There are plenty of shows that reward the viewer with gratuitous unmentionables while at the same time sporting a cast of realistic, relatable, well-written female characters. In fact, if Hidan no Aria was a good show that happened to have a horrible female lead, I might not even mention it. Well, maybe in passing. But Hidan no Aria is bad, and I hate it, and writing this review feels like a weight off my shoulders after nearly five hours wasted on this garbage. So I will mention it. And I did. And I think Iâm done now.
I really am trying to not become one of those cynical anime watchers who think the best has already come and never will again, but youâre really trying my resolve this year Japan. Hidan no Aria was a show that for whatever reason I had a great deal of excitement and anticipation for. I was won over by the early pre-production artwork without knowing really anything at all about what it was going to be about or the source materials. When I learned the seiyuu cast and the plot synopsis I was pretty sure what I was going to be in storefor. In that sense I probably shouldn't have been disappointed at all. What Hidan no Aria gives us as a premise is about as generic and played as it comes. A high school boy... sigh why is it I always have to start it with that? Anyway he goes to Butai High School, a place where Japan teaches its youngsters to be assassins, thieves, and super powered shrine maidens. Itâs like any other anime high school except the students all carry guns and katanas. No seriously itâs just like every other high school. So from there our hero, Kinji, suitably useless and powerless Japanese male gets involved right off the bat with the more dangerous female classmates who either want his body or him dead or more often both. Of course Kinji is able to tap into a hidden power of his own called "Hysteria Mode" which he enters from being sexually aroused. Really I'm serious here. I can't make this stuff up. Further nonsense ensues from this point and I honestly couldnât make heads or tails of any of it from the beginning. As with most anime of this type it likes to throw out tons of nonsensical and contradictory terminology and other assorted garbage. While in the beginning it doesn't seem like that much of a stretch it really starts to take a turn for the bizarre after a few episodes. Thatâs when we start having characters assigned names from other fictional and totally unrelated content. Such as Sherlock Holmes, Lupin IV, Jeane of Arc, and Dracula? Itâs a mishmash of themes that have absolutely nothing in common with each other and make no sense when even applied to the story. Itâs almost like the author of the story just picked random names from a library shelf and jammed them into his story as if they applied some sort of deeper meaning to it. The names donât even have any bearing on how the characters act either. Jeane of Arc has ice powers, Dracula is a werewolf, and Holmes is a gun totting, dual katana wielding loli. Wuh? This only further confuses an already pointless and directionless story which doesn't seem to stick to one theme for more than a few episodes before meandering off into another direction. All in all itâs bad... REALLY BAD. Perhaps the worst excuse for a story I have seen in anything to date. That brings us to the characters which really donât far much better. Our hero Kinji is barely worth mentioning. Seriously when are they going to just stop giving the guys in anime names or even bother drawing on faces on them anymore? Just go ahead and give in to the otaku pervs and just complete the fantasy by having replacing them with faceless stick figures to allow them to complete their 2D on screen fantasy. As for the girls the results are bad, even for a harem. Other than Aria the other girls are pretty much unmentionable. Aria is your standard loli tsundere. She says all of the things you would expect of her archetype and is performed brilliant by the undisputed seiyuu queen of this type, Rie Kugimiya. As much of a completely uninspired character or even acting performance that makes Aria up, it is Kugimiya that makes this series even remotely palatable to watch. Sure we have seen her do this role dozens of times before but I for one really never grow tired of it. In that sense it is a thoroughly Kugimiya type performance that is right in her wheel house and one that she completely hits out of the park. The real question is how many people are, unlike me, totally sick and tired of it? J.C. Staff is usually pretty solid with their animation and production values and that doesn't really change here. But a lot like Kugimiya, I suspect a great many viewers are becoming weary of seeing the same damn thing over and over again. It would be nice to see them try to stretch themselves sometimes and be unafraid to take some risks. The one thing that really did stand out to me was how utterly silly the various girls hid their weapons. Take Aria, who is a tiny girl with an impossibly short skirt yet somehow manages to hid 2 enormous pistols under it and yet not be constantly seen when she is not drawing them. In addition to the even more ridiculous dual katanas she hides, under her blouse. It seems Aria's clothes are a lot like Doctor Who's TARDIS: bigger inside than it appears from the outside. Not that this is the first time anime has played with physics before but this really seemed to stretch the realm of believability. From an acting and sound standpoint, Hidan no Aria is very good. As mentioned I think Rie Kugimiya was in her element and delivered a very enjoyable performance. The rest of the cast played their parts as expected. The music was pretty exciting and good. I especially enjoyed May'n Scarlet Ballet. I actually found a great amount of this series to be amusing, mostly because I am a Kugimiya fangirl. As nonsensical and clichĂ©d as everything about this anime was there was plenty of amusement to be found in watching the characters act this way. But at the same time I am fully aware that pretty much everything else about this show is terrible. For that reason I canât recommend it to anyone.
This is bad, guys. I mean, it's really REALLY bad! 'Hidan no Aria' has just about every cliche harem elements in the book. The premise focusing on a special occupation to try to be unique, the characters strip and trip randomly for fan service, violent retribution for accidental infringement, archetype heroines, obvious tsundere stuttering, ordinary high school student with hidden special powers, protagonist is surrounded by girls who are crazy about him for no reason... I can go on and on. The core premise is somewhat interesting. It's set in a school that trains mercenaries, and the students undergo various lethal training and get credits through actualmissions. However, there are also a lot of stupid concepts going on, like all them being "butei" (combat detectives), the Hysteria Mode, and the fact that almost every character is descendent of a famous historical and fictional figures - Lupin the 3rd, Sherlock Holmes, Joan of Arc, Tooyama Kinshirou, Himiko, Count Dracula... it gets embarrassing to watch after a while. The story consists of one improbable event after another. The character and villain's actions rarely make any sense. It gets so bad that a good guy would point the gun at the bad guy and say something like "there's no escape now", and the bad guy just runs without getting shot. I had no idea why this series needed to be about "detectives" as there were almost zero thinking going on. It's more like charge in first and see what happens next. It's also pretty absurd all the characters were carrying the gun and shoots around in the school campus, and of course, everything is bullet proof so no one gets hurt. The jokes get repetitive, with the protagonist getting into ecchi situation with random girls, and seen by one of the yandere/tsundere heroines and gets "kaza-ana". Worst of all is the protagonist's "Hysteria Mode", which gets triggered from sexual arousal. This is the stupidest activation trigger I have ever heard, and serves only as a tool for fan service. Art in this series is decent. The female characters are attractive, though extremely generic design. Character movement is very stiff and apparently low budget, but there are some nice slow motion action scenes that it's at least average quality in terms of animation. The voicing for Aria is absolutely horrible, a stereotypical tsundere voice with zero distinction. Not only that, it gets seriously annoying after a while. Other characters' seiyuu were average at best. BGM is quite insignificant, and OP/ED were average. There is nothing in 'Hidan no Aria' that sets it apart from hundreds of other harem series. It's obvious why a certain fansub group would trollsub a series like this, and in fact, the sound effects guys in this series started trolling in latter part of this series, like inserting sheep sounds at the mention of ăć·äșă, a word meaning "butler" but has similar pronunciation to Japanese word "sheep". Admittedly, Riko's character was extremely hot both in design and personality, and ecchi in this series was decent. It's one of those series you watch to kill time, and see how bad it gets. B-But it's not like I enjoy watching this series or anything!
Hysteria Mode... It's like 'Pervergy' (pervert energy) but doesn't make your hair spike up in such ridiculous proportions. Joining me for today's review and providing commentary is none other than Master Yoda. Great to have you with me here today Master Yoda. "To pleasure with you, it is my work" Umm.. I think you mean "It is my pleasure to work with you" but somehow that came out wrong... Anyways, onwards to the review! Hidan no Aria, or by it's English title Aria the Scarlet Ammo was one of the many anticipated anime this year. Heck, even some fanboy/girl even created a page for the series on facebookeven before it started airing, while other fan claim it as "One of the Best Anime of all Time" Even Master Yoda took the liberty of contributing by subbing a few of the episodes for the series. "Subbing the anime, enjoy I have..." Well I'm sure you do. But I can't say much for the audience though... The concept of the series is quite popular among some factions of the audience in this modern era. An academy for training Butei (mercenaries but with a code of honor). Girls falling from the sky. Strong heroines. Absurd gun fights and explosions. And last but not least, HAREM! Everything an average youthful men wants but fail to achieve due to our constricting ties to reality. The premise itself made an interesting core for the story. But the question is, did it live up to the light novel's expectations? Art wise, it is far from being perfect but nevertheless is sufficient to provide detail on the author's perspective of what a world that is run by secret organizations, mercenaries and assassins. I have no problem with the sound as well as the BGM composed was befitting of an action genre anime with a tint of comedy. "Not if anything to say about it, I have! Seen better animation for action I have" For the last time Yoda, you can't compare your movie animation to an anime animation. That's like comparing a light saber to a banana. But gives you heartburn but a different kind. List of Characters Aria H Kanzaki.. Contrary to popular beliefs, the H in Aria's name is Holmes NOT "H" for ECCHI! I'm saying this for the first and last time. I mean, what parent would give their daughter the name, 'Aria Ecchi Kanzaki"? And Holmes is spelled H-O-L-M-E-S not `Olmes. She's not a gangsta. You hear me Yoda? "Your mother, word to.." You know when you mix gangsta talk and Yoda talk, it just makes no sense.. Aria is supposedly the 4th generation descendant of Sherlock Holmes. A generic Tsundere (of course will come with an iron board chest) I find nothing particular interesting about her character in the anime. She's as generic as it gets when it comes to Tsundere female lead. Ok, so that covers the Tsundere Flat Chested Girl Fetish audiences. Treating the male lead as a slave, calling him 'idiot' for no apparent reason and of course being such a huge cock blocker. But she is, not, without some positive values. She is portrayed as strong willed and independent. She goes out of her way to prove her mother's innocence as well as following her advice on finding her "Watson" or in other words a partner. And thus we have Kinji Tooyama, the Watson to Aria's Holmes. Kinji Tooyama is conditionally weak and a coward. Oh no. Well this isn't really new. If you're a proud owner of a harem you should be prepared to be stripped of all your dignity and strength. That's the basic foundation of a "Class II Harem" But I said "conditionally weak because he has Hysteria Mode! His urge to protect women causes him to awaken to his the manly and elegant side. He chooses to escape from the Butei world after his elder brother was killed performing his duty but was badmouth by the community. Thus it would take a bomb on a bike, a bomb on a bus and a bomb on a airplane to change his mind and decide to serve as Aria's partner as a Butei. And what Harem wouldn't be completed without a neglected childhood friend. Shirayuki Hotogi, she's sort of like a miko so yeah I guess that covers the audience with a miko fetish. She is one of the very few characters that possess psychic abilities. "Within this young one, force is strong..." Right... So Shirayuki is of course portrayed as the one who showers her unconditional love to our male harem lead. Which could only mean one thing. YANDERE!!! It's been a long time since I've seen a Yandere in a harem. Yanderes serves as an important mechanism in a harem. It is indeed refreshing to see someone who could do the job for me, killing the main harem lead if he becomes such a nuisance. So that's it for some of the main characters in the series. Wait, I know what you're thinking.. "THIS ISN'T TORADORA SEASON 3???!!!" What gave you the slightest idea that it was, Mr.CAPSLOCK Warrior? "I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS HAREM ANIME! THERE'S ONLY TWO GIRLS. YOU LIED TO ME! YOU SUCK AS A HAREM KING! STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY! IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT!!" Well, I wouldn't want to spoil the best moments in the novel and anime so I guess you have to figure out which other girls are in his harem. But I'm telling you it's not that hard to figure out... Basically any girl who had more than 3 conversation with the male harem lead in a harem genre anime will be automatically (and magically) fall in love with him. So did the anime live up to it's expectation and hype? I would probably say no. However, it doesn't mean it was a failure. The novel had great aspect and content that if utilized in the anime would make it worth while to watch. Even though the whole youths in combat, mercs and assassins, ability users concept is pretty used many times. Another interesting aspect about the series is that it follows a common trend in animes is to cameo famous historical figures names as characters. Well I won't spoil to you who appears and not. But I will tell you who doesn't -Georgia WashMyThongs -Christy CallMahBust -Napoleoni Bonerpart And other ideas names on historial figures being girly-fied? Feel free to comment on my profile. "Girl version of my name, Yodarina, it would be..." I wouldn't be interested in a girl version of you anyways yoda If you like gun duels, explosions, destruction and of course a follower of the Way of the Harem, all sandwich in supposedly labelled school life type genre? then you might find Hidan no Aria worthwhile. And if you like Yoda's fansub you could also request him to sub other animes. Thanks for reading! Haremu Kingu, Singing Off!
SPOILERS INSIDE. This is not a show you love or hate. This is a show youâre bound to regret watching. Itâs extremely clichĂ©d, mediocre quality and a money-maker, and above all â annoying. But so ridiculously it sometimes is amusing. Still, two things make this series for me: 1. Ariaâs hairpin which is sadly gone after a while, 2. Kinjiâs Hysteria Mode. Beyond that, there is not much to see here. But then again â what can you expect from a series that was already highly overrated by the Japanese fans even before it aired? I should probably have said otaku instead of Japanese fans, excuse me, but thatâs what happened, withthis series being the most anticipated one of Spring 2011 season. Why, yes â in Japan. Donât they love Kugimiya. Story- and character-wise, whatâs in it? Tsundere (but not the likeable kind, the I-have-seen-this-how-many-times-now kind) female lead â check. Male protagonist being useless 95% of the time â check. Veeeeery unexpected plot twist in early part of the show â check. A bunch of supporting characters that are there just to try to fill us in on the backstory and still fail miserably â check. Great. The two protagonists attend a mostly ridiculous school where teenagers are trained to be detectives - or rather super agents - and so far the plot has been focusing on how cute Aria is. But she is not. She is another Taiga/Louise/Shana clone created just to please the fans. There are moments when she is bearable; yet that is mostly when she is not talking at all. And the Holmes crap? I thought Lupin the 4th was quite funny, but they had to add Holmes the 4th into it. Wow, just wow. UPDATE: they also tossed Jeanne dâArc in. I thought that nothing could surprise me anymore. And what about Kinji/RyĂ»ji? The 5% heâs not useless is when in Hysteria Mode, which he is reluctant to enter because it makes him act retarded. In his opinion. It does not. In terms of visuals J.C. Staff did just reasonably. I like how the opening and ending sequences are animated, plus the fights - the fights are great eye candy. The rest is not something we have not seen yet. Iâm just quite surprised that they do not animate the protagonist loli particularly well. Low budget? No way. Laziness? More like it. Little can be said about the art of âHidan no Ariaâ. Itâs not bad, itâs just nothing spectacular, and given how new anime can look, Iâd call it a tad disappointing. The sound is a different story. Good background music, thatâs certain; OP and ED, just fitting for this series, are average; but for once I must complain about the voice actors. Rie Kugimiya â if it was not for Kagura, she could disappear completely from the face of Earth. She does not create her characters. She IS them. Very, very disappointing. She brings nothing new into yet another show. I used to like her voice, but damn, isnât it annoying. Now itâs just painful. Boring, too. Just remain Kagura, thatâs what you do well (and Taiga, for that matter). Going on with the list: Mariya Ise was a good Stocking, but performs just typically as Riko; Junji Majima is RyĂ»ji, end of story. Somehow I managed to watch the entire thing. SOMEHOW. The second half gets far worse than the first, which, frankly, is an achievement. Just do not watch it. At all. Very not recommended.