Shounen Maid Kuuro-kun: Tenshi no Uta

This is hard to write without being horribly biased but I'll try my hardest. Overall: 2 Kuro-kun is a dreadful piece of work with poor plot and characters HOWEVER, I enjoyed it so much because of this reason!! If you're into bad yaoi, definitely watch this. Plot: 1 The OVA is pretty much just porn without plot- the attempt at putting in a plot is really a very very poor attempt at that. The ending is weak!! I won't spoil it, but Kuro's reason for not leaving is so nonsensical. Just get out of there kid.. However, if you're looking for some quick porn without being attached orcaring for the plot then hey you should totally watch this. Art: 3 The art style itself is really nice and I would like to give more than a 3 rating, but the "R-18" areas make me think otherwise. Since so much of the OVA is just sex I can only give a low rating because of how plain grossed out it made me. I'm no prude, but the creepy nipples, the tacky, shiny skin and penises and.. There is definitely something wrong with Kuro's butthole (just sayin..) Yeah no thanks. Sound: 5 The sounds aren't bad! Voice acting is alright, I kinda liked Kuro's voice I'll be honest! But there are some parts that made me question whether it was.. Doable..? The noise of the lube (lotion??) it just.. made noises all on it's own.. That's just as an example anyway, but they just ruined the experience for me. Character: 3 The seme guy is a awful person. I'm not entirely sure what we, as a collective audience, are supposed to feel. Are we supposed to like him? Think he's cool? I just think he's a creepy rapist. Does not say "OK" in my books. Especially his justification at the end. Absolutely no thanks As for Kuro, oh my. If you were in such a situation I'm sure you'd do more than just take it, literally, up the ass. Even being in some mass debt, you just would not stand for it. For pwp I suppose it's fine, the characters don't need to have a sound reason. Enjoyment: 10 I enjoyed Kuro-kun a lot. Oh boy did I enjoy Kuro-kun. It's singularly one of the worst things I've ever watched. Some of the bits in it made me laugh out loud, I was in tears, they were streaming down my face, I had to pause it because I couldn't see through my tears. (When you see the banana, or the salad, you'll get what I'm talking about) Yeah first review, it's a bad one but I'm no professional critiquer so heyy.

i really thought this anime was all sex but to be honest i kind of liked that mindless sex feel. if they had cut out most of the sex and actually put more into the plot, i think it would've been really really enjoyable. at one point during it, for some reason the small amount of plot material it had in it really got to me and made me sad, so i think i really would have liked this as a normal shounen-ai series with a relarive plot instead of a hardcore yaoi. altogether i though the animation and graphics and what not were verynice, i like the modern look and the bright colors, so that really appealed to me. all in all i guess, dont watch this if you dont want to watch like 15 minutes of a boy and an adult looking to be in his 20's having constant contact of sex, if you do want to see that, this is for you man xp

Nutshell: Okane ga Nai meets Boku no Pico meets a handful of relatively soft kinks. Pass it unless you enjoy watching bad smut for giggles. Story (3/10) - There is too much going on for a pwp short. Namely, it chooses to bother with a plot, and that plot is executed poorly. There are elements of soft horror, angst, lighthearted comedy, a sprinkling of romance, and of course the porn, and that's simply too much for such a short film. Culling these elements would have done a great service to the whole. Art (6/10) - The art is decent, there's nothing too offensive but then againit's not a treat either, really. I'll join the others in complaining about Mitsu's design fitting his role awkwardly. Sound (3/10) - I get it, it's Japanese porn and the uke has to whine and moan constantly. I would have been more forgiving but when my sex scenes are sabotaged with atrociously poor foleys, especially the "almost out of ketchup" blerp, all mercy just evaporates. Character (5/10) - For a chance there's a main uke I like: tiny and cute perhaps, but well spirited enough to get annoyed and show it. Mitsu's not bad but fails to be memorable. Enjoyment (2/10) - In this short, there is no rhythm: scenes and moods come and go and transform in a chaotic pace and with little build-up. Overall (3/10) - I tend to go easy on smut but when the execution is so awkward it sabotages the whole hotness thing, well then, it just doesn't fill its purpose.

This hentai was...interesting. 3/10: Though it is technically seen as "porn without plot", I guess the story has some plot, (it's seen in the first bit of the first episode) but otherwise, not so much. 6/10: The art, however, I actually liked quite a bit. My slight problem was that they had to make Kuuro, the main character, look more feminine, thus making the trope of 'a guy mistaken as a girl 'cause he actually looks like a girl', which is seen in quite a bit of hentai, yaoi, and shounen ai manga and anime. 5/10: Now, the sound was decent, but of course, theuke's moaning tends to get a bit annoying after a while. 4/10: The characters...well, let's just say they tend to get on my nerves after a while, as the sound does. The seme's personality is kind of harsh- slightly using Kuuro as a sex object, just because of an accident, in one of the scenes. (But what can you expect, it is a hentai) 7/10: I, weirdly enough, did enjoy this hentai quite a bit. It's one of those harder-to-find hentai, especially since it is indeed, a shota-con categorized OVA. Comparing it to other hentai in the same category (shota) such as the Boku no Pico franchise, I would probably choose this one over it, despite its light dark themes. 6/10: Overall, I did enjoy this hentai, and I'm pretty glad I came across it!