Nyoron! Churuya-san

I came in expecting big things. I came out with bruises cause the thing that was inside was HUGE it took up most of the room!! This is just too adorable, with a little bit of dry humor in it that makes it so refreshing like this can of pepsi I was just drinking. I mean it's 2 am now, yet after watching this, my mind subconsciously thinks its 2 xu (ie the time keeping system used in Happiness land). How many times in our lives have we all thought to ourselves "Nyoron," when we couldn't get what we wanted, whether it be smoked cheese(materialistic gain) or Kyon-kun (emotional satisfaction), so this is kind of depressing too if you think about it. Episode #5 stands out for me the most. #11 also touched upon something interesting when the blue haired girl wanted to cross out her name on a test to "identify" with her crush, yet it turns out he wrote his name all along. I've always believed in following what you believed rather than letting other's opinions influence yours, because if you follow them and suddenly their opinions change, you'd be stuck... that's not to say you can't take their opinions in the first place as long as it's rooted within reason. This way, when you find out that they "had their name written all along," you'd still be safe. *realizes a pattern in the last 3 reviews written on MAL where not more than 30% found my reviews helpful, while glancing at this one* Nyoron... (jk)... 13 episodes x 2 min = 26 minutes, all you have to spare... recommended!

I watched this while taking a shit. Needless to say, it was the greatest shit I have ever, and will ever, take. I fucking love smoked cheese. I must say, with Nyoro~n Churuya san, anime as a medium has reached its magnum opus. This is the last anime I will ever watch, as I know nothing will ever compare. It would be unjust to call Nyoro-n Churuya-san the Ulysses or Beethoven of anime; rather, it would be apprpriate to call Ulysses the Nyoro-n Churuya-san of literature, and Beethoven the Nyoro-n Churuya-san of composers. I love smoked cheese. The plot? Fantastic. I found it extremely immersive. Ilove smoked cheese. The characters? Fantastic. They were very deep. I love smoked cheese. The art? Fantastic. The characters almost looked real. These visuals put Miyazaki to shame.I love smoked cheese. The sound? Fantastic. My ears came. I love smoked cheese. Enjoyment? Fantastic. After taking that shit, I attempted to shove it back up my ass so I could take it again as it was very enjoyable. Unfortunately, I failed. I love smoked cheese. Overall? Fantastic. I love smoked cheese. Forget Haruhi season 3. I'm looking forward to a season 2 of Nyoro-n Churuya-san.

Story: 3, Art: 7, Sound: 9, Character: 7, Overall: 7 Lol is really all I can say when it comes to the writing in this ONA for the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It somehow makes "Nyoro-n" the punchline for everything, and still be funny! It's funny and creative, but it's like it was written up when everyone had the midnight giggles and were bored to tears. The art is smooth but not detailed. Voice acting is perfect since it's still the cast of the main series. The music is simple but appropriate. Characters are all hilarious and enjoyable. ButMikuru seemed a bit off her normal self. Basically a short little comedy for laughs. Parental Caution: Rated G Nothing inappropriate is present in this anime.

"A good anime is classified by personal opinion. A masterpiece is indisputable" - Jesus Christ 2015 Rarely in the anime universe are there perfect animes. Cowboy Bebop had its flaws, Neon Genesis had a debatable ending, and Attack on Titan took too long for a second season. As far as we can see, and I speak for the whole of the MAL community, hell, everyone who watches anime knows that School Days and Mars of Destruction have been the farthest we've gotten to that perfect anime. Enter Nyoro-n Churuya-san. This anime is perfect in every shape and form. The characters are solid, the animation is nice,sharp, and flows well. The voice acting sounds like they were voiced by angels themselves. The story, the fucking story. That's the main thing that makes Nyoro-n Churuya-san the perfect anime. Churuya, the girl known as "that bright energetic (possible lesbo) girl". In this anime, we see not the energetic side of Churuya, but instead a darker side of her, as well as the darker side of the Haruhi universe and the characters in it. The story revolves around Churuya's tragic, heartbreaking struggle for survival, being starved by the SOS Brigade, and her only desire is for food. The only food at the evil club members disposal is smoked cheese, and they use said smoked cheese to taunt Churuya throughout the anime, prompting interesting and gruesome events. At the start, it seems cheerful, but watch on and you'll see how sickening the SOS Brigade really is. Churuya's struggle for survival will not only inspire you, but will wrench every last tear out of your tear ducts. Nyoro-n Churuya-san is the perfect anime we've been looking for, and it definitely deserves its tenouttaten rating. Thank you.