Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time

I unironically think Peter Grill is one of the best anime of the year. Despite the hate it's getting in reviews and ratings, this anime is for a certain type of person. It's for the most degenerate of degens. The Otaku escapism bait is strong with this one and if you're looking for some substantive oregairu pseudo deep type crap, this ain't for you. Peter grill accomplishes what it sets out to do. To get you horny, pick up the manga and watch on a weekly basis. That's it. This is not meant to be a thought provoking or intellectually stimulating series and for thelife of me I don't know why anyone watching this would expect that. It's a 13 minute short series that appeals to male fantasies. Full stop. Is it worth the watch? Well, you know yourself. Are you a fan of NTR, otaku escapism, harems and Ecchi? If so, yes. If not, no. I am a fan of the aforementioned topics therefore giving Peter Grill a 9 was an easy task. It's funny, it's ridiculous, it's stupid, there's hot girls who are dying to have sex with the MC and it's got great character designs. It's honestly close to the perfect anime. The only issue I really have with it is the fact it's so short. Often times we're just getting into the heat of the moment, no pun intended, when the show cuts to the ED. With all the other sequels announced for Summer 2020 anime, I'm hopeful this will get one as well especially with how it ended. Otherwise, there's always the manga. Peter Grill gets 9 plan b pills out of 10 from me.

(This review might contain some spoilers) So, Peter Grill to Kenja no Jikan is an anime that exists. Why? I don’t know. Clearly, this is aimed towards Men of Culture, of which I am not part of. I can probably identify myself as a “normie”, as if you check my profile, I rate a lot of different anime highly, even if a lot of other people don’t like it, making my average score around 8. But if you check the score I gave this anime, you’d know that this show has some problems for me. After all, this is the first time I gave literally anythinga 2, anime or not. So this review is for all the normies out there who are trying to think if they should give this anime a chance. Here’s some advice: don’t. But before we begin with this hellhole, I want to assure you that not everything in this anime is bad. After all, the only thing in this anime that is remotely good is the character design. I think we can all agree that pretty much every character here is hot, or at the very least, we can agree that their bodies are pretty Sexy™. I cannot deny that all the girls (except the elf girl) are pretty gifted and cute, and even though I loathe Peter (the main dude), I can confirm that he has them muscles. I do have one problem with the designs, but I'll mention that later. So, let us begin with why I hate this show. First, let’s begin with the story… oh wait! There isn’t one. It’s literally about the strongest guy (human) in the world trying to resist the charms of women (other races) who want his spunk junk to conceive babies to make their race stronger. Typical hentai plot, right? Oh wait! There’s more! The dude literally has a fiance, who he l o v e s so much that he wants to marry her. Amazing! Among the NTR he’s committing, this guy’s being abused, molested, and in technical circumstances, raped. The story and humour revolve around this guy trying to avoid bonking the women trying to gain his vanilla ice cream, but he always ends up failing. So unless you’re into this kind of stuff, I’d advise you to stay away. Next, let’s talk about the characters. Almost EVERY character here is actual shit, and I think the main guy, Peter Grill might as well be the worst. This guy (read: hypocrite) keeps on saying that he loves Luvelia, his fiance, but ends up always chugging the train with the other women almost every day. I think if his love is actually real, he’d at least try to come clean in the first place. But nope, he cares more about his pride and appearance, and tries whatever it takes to hide his secrets that he “absolutely despise”. I actually don’t understand. What’s he afraid of? He’s literally the strongest man on the planet, so I don’t understand why couldn’t he just fight them off. But for plot’s sake he can’t, I guess. He can just break up with his fiance, but since the entire plot revolves around NTR, the anime won’t work without it, which says a lot about it. And in the final episode this dude (read: hypocrite) says to another character, and I quote: “You’re depriving yourself of other possibilities because you’re way too focused on chasing after this one woman,” which was basically the last straw for me because he said that so that he can get another person to remove a woman from his “””harem””” when that’s basically what Peter is doing as well. So yeah, I’ve never hated a fictional character in my entire life. I really dislike the four women, Lisa, Mimi, Vegan, and Piglette, who are trying to get a bit of Peter’s milkshake. But the problem is, the reason why they’re doing so isn’t that bad. They’re doing it for the sake of their people, to make the future generations of their races stronger (maybe except for Piglette’s case, but it’s kinda similar). While this might be a good thing, what they do is not. I don’t know about you guys, but I feel like blackmailing someone who has a fiance he l o v e s after seducing and forcing him into filling holes isn’t a good thing. I think it’s pretty bad. I’ve read the manga, and I know it gets worse. The side characters don’t help with how this show is, but make it worse. One side character found out of Peter’s secret and he decides to keep it a secret because “he’s a bro”??? Another side character, Luvelia’s father, is actually pretty much a manipulative brainwasher who is the reason why Luvelia is the way she was in the anime, and might as well be the reason why all of this happened in the first place. So yeah, almost every character is shit. But if you’d noticed, I said that almost every character in this anime is shit. *Almost*. There are actually three (3) characters here that I can consider to be actually good, and two (2) of them are side characters that only appeared in the last three episodes of the anime. One of them is Luvelia, Peter’s fiance, and I kinda feel bad for her. The man she loves keeps doing the Monster Mash behind her back, and in a lot of cases, he does it in front of her (without her noticing). What’s worse is that she doesn’t even know what the act of Connection is, and if she sees them doing it, I don't even think she’ll realize what is wrong. At this point, I just want Peter to break up with her just so that he doesn’t make it even worse for Luvelia. Going back to the character design, there’s one thing that bothers me. It’s not entirely bad, but it’s kinda like a pet peeve for me when I watch this and it comes up. Why do guys not have nipples? Okay, I know it’s weird, but I honestly couldn’t stop thinking about it. I only watched the censored version, and I kept on wondering why the female nipples were censored, while the male nipples were basically nonexistent. Is this a new type of censoring? Pecs ain’t pecs without the nips. Other than that, I can say that the art and sound are alright. They don’t stand out in any way, and they fit just right for this anime. The ED actually sounds pretty good, and it might as well be my favorite thing in this anime. On the other hand, while the OP is also good, it perfectly encapsulates the hellhole this anime is. You might as well just watch the OP and you’ve pretty much watched the whole anime. Another thing to note is that each episode is 12 minutes long, half of a normal episode, which makes this anime SO much more tolerable. I wouldn’t be able to stand trying to watch 24 minutes of this every week. So in the end, why did I decide to watch this show? I have no idea. I guess I wanted to warn people like me who don’t like this kind of shit. I can understand why men of culture would like this, but it’s just not for me, and if you’re reading this and are not a man of culture, then please don’t waste your time watching this. It’s not worth it. (Also, if you may have noticed, I never once explicitly stated two certain things in this review. This is because the anime did the same thing, *at least from what I remember* which was so stupid that I actually found pretty funny, so I thought I might as well put it here so my review so you can understand how stupid it felt whenever it come up in the anime.)

Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time. What is this, Harry Potter and taglines? In a nutshell, this is Interspecies Reviewers, only more down to just complacent interspecies sex and and less about common sense. No need to talk it out, just make do and all will be fine as molasses, I'm sure! Unfortunately, being a manga reader of this trash manga (and YES I did read this past where the anime had long reached its stopping point) is no consolation, and I'd have to lament that keeping this show at half-length hurts the series as a whole. But of course, there IS a LEGIT reason why thisis so, because the sex "make love" part is the centrifugal plot to this show (if you can call it that). In the season of many simps, Peter Grill is but one of them added into the simp category as well. The strongest warrior alive who is said even to take down the strongest enemies of insane magnitude, he's a town saviour, and his life-long ambition is to prove his worthiness to the woman that he has been in love with: Luvellia Sanctos, who coincidentally is the township's king and ALSO coincidentally being overprotective just in case of an unforeseen sex move that would create future heirs to ascend to the therone. Alas, Peter Grill isn't alone. His defining feature is that he's a sucker for women who all want his juices to create strong breeds of warriors, from alpacas to elves, and even to ogres. I laugh in the safe distance thinking that he'll pull off each brutal temptation of big breasted species, BUT NOPE. He just let them have their way with him, and the regrets could not have come sooner. Forget about characterization. Forget about the plot. Only do one thing: simp and fap the hell outta this show. That's how you enjoy this show. The one good thing: Tom-H@ck's theme song composition of Yui Ninomiya's OP, of which it's my guilty favourite this season to listen to. Otherwise, stay the stork away from this show if you don't need mindless fapping to the many shenanigans of the setting and foreplay.

There is nothing special to say about Peter grill and the post nut clarity, I mean, Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time. Peter is the second most powerful guy so every race girl (not literally) is after his sperm to obtain the best hypothetical warrior. Story 2/10: Seduced by other race girls, initially Peter tries to resist but later ends up gets laid,realizing it is wrong the next day.This is the same story for half a dozen of episodes. you may get a small smile in your 1st and 2nd episode may be but it becomes cliche over long run. Art: 7/10, nothing spectacular Soound :4/10 Character: 4/10 Enjoyment : 2/10 Overall : 3/10 Still, re-considering here anything I have missed to write, but nothing is there to write, because it offers nothing.