Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!?

Truth be told, I don’t even know why the hell I decided to watch this show. The manga is nothing short of guilty pleasure that borderlines on hentai while containing immense amount of ecchi content and nudity. Somehow, it got announced for an anime adaptation because why the hell not. To put in the most straightforward way possible, this show is fan service fest dealing with rouchy, unbridled ecchi. The plot is hardly noticeable as you’ll be far too distracted into the fan service than anything else. The groans, sexy moans, and those colorful choreographed camera shots are what you’ll see all the way for eachepisode. Beach episode? Check. Trashy drama in the infirmary? Check. Sexy Santa outfits? Check. In fact, you’ll be checking off a list of ecchi content on the bucket list by the time the show is over. But what’s wrong with a show like this? Don’t we have enough fan service nowadays that all over the place each season anyway? Well, that’s true but it’s more tempting to say this show is nothing short than a sex education in disguise. It seems the show follows a path to get us to understand something about adults; or perhaps more specifically, teachers. The first few episodes decorates this anime with fan service, suggestive camera shots, and even some “fluids”. Anyone healthy male can understand what that implies, right? Meet Kana Kojima, the high school teacher at Kawanua West. The episode immediately puts her into compromising positions whenever it gets the chance with her student, Ichiro Sato. It flirts with their relationship by throwing those two into erotic moments. In fact, every main protagonist somehow gets thrown into a compromising position in way or another. There’s no hidden motive or anything. It’s just what this show is. The other faulty members in the show – Hikari, Mayu, and Chizuru all falls in the line of being a walking billboard of fan service. Hikari has her fine toned body, Mayu is armed with a busty chest and boobs, and Chizuru has that “I don’t give a shit” attitude while undressing herself. But you know what they say….sex sells. These ladies fills the role of being sex education instructors. On the other side, there are the male characters who all get their sexy time with the adults. Characters are paired together to bring the most out of each other through skit-like storytelling. Each episode contains several scenes that collectively tells a short story. In fact, this anime is only half the length. Besides all that, I think it’s safe to say the male characters are the more innocent and pure types. Satou is the friendly kid who somehow always ends up in Kana’s chest or ass. Somehow, Mayu’s chest attracts Rin like a magnet. Takashi gets treated like a kid by Hikari without realizing their age difference. And, Chizuru…can we just put an anchor on her ass? Once you’ve realized who is paired up with who in the show, it becomes obvious why this anime exists. It’s to sell sex without the actual sex. Now with that said and done, it's up to you to judge whether you should watch this anime or not. However, I would say that anyone with a fully functional brain will realize how ridiculous this anime can be. It’s a guilty pleasure show carved from every male fantasies imaginable. Every episode aims to try getting the guys to reach orgasm. The amount of ecchi jumps out at you like pouring rice. I do admit that sometimes, I can feel a bit of guilty pleasure from watching this. But at the end of the day, it’s better to avoid this show and go get yourself laid for some real pleasure.

Nande Koko ni Sensei ga!? is a softcore show following the daily lives of 4 different students of a particular high school who all fall in love and get together with various teachers. Standing at only 10 minutes per episode, it’s a fair amount of fun and quite simply put, it’s hot. The guys will find repeatedly find themselves in more or less contrived situations that put the teachers in varying states of undress. What’s for certain is that their tits will almost invariably always be out. There’s even one chick with tan lines and one with inverted nipples, you know, in case you’re into thatsort of thing. One of the dudes even gets lucky by the end. I can’t pretend that he was the one I was rooting for, but hey, I’m a firm believer in not cockblocking. I gotta give my man props. Would I have a problem with this show if the genders were reversed? Yes. Do I care that I’m being a hypocrite? No. Why? Because it’s hot, dude. It comes down to nothing more than that. I remember randomly finding this show while browsing 9anime. The thumbnail of the given episode caught my eye for reasons that are not difficult to imagine. I will freely admit to not having had the patience to sit through the whole thing. I skipped through it and mostly just watched the… operative scenes, so to speak. To make a long story short, I don’t regret this find. It was fit for purpose. If you’re in the mood for a softcore show that does not waste your time and is actually hot enough to take you all the way, then by all means.

The people reviewing this and thinking the point is the ecchi are watching it wrong. The absurd and contrived ways to accidentally get the teachers to iku was some of the funniest stuff. Creative and absurd, and that was the point. Also, the undertone is very wholesome. These are generic tropey characters and backstories, but it undeniably feels rewarding to see them get together and confess their feelings for each other. Dismissing this series as smut is a disservice. It is smut, but it's also so much more. Give it a try with an open mind if you have the sensibilities for it.

Tear Studio went bankrupt to make this, and with it the last swan song creating this magnificent piece of work. Uncensored in all glory. The story's broken up into 4 protagonists and each have their own teacher that they are attached to, it literally has no flaws in what ever way possible, any complains about the TV release is fixed in the BDs each teacher have their own sense of character and motivations even coming down to the different type of nipples they possess. Which in most other anime BD release it is copy and pasted mess that you can normally watch without going forthe uncensored version. 10/10, I'm glad I waited for the BDs. PE Teacher Best Girl.