Blood Blockade Battlefront & Beyond OVA

We have few short stories here centering around our main leads. In the first, Zapp gets assaulted and then publicly shamed by his love interested who further summons and army of weirdos to kill him. Our other mains save the day with their trademark moves and we concude that most women are assholes. The pinnacle of this story being cenzored, pixelated middle fingers, shown by the evil women, of course. Great. In the second, we witness the goddess herself - Sumeragi Chain - drink more alcohol than ever before, having amazing drinking battles with men 3 times her size. Apparently, she saves the world once againwith her abyss of a stomach because Godzilla's frozen brother is on rampage. This story is amazing because her opponent has to pee during the competition so he just takes out his dick and pees with such pressure on the spot that he could work as a tank truck for the local volunteer fire department. Our main characters won't stay hopeless against this cornering situation. There is the saying "fight fire with fire", just guess the rest. This... thing or special or whatever, was supposed to be a comedy (my best guess), but all it really did was make all our characters look like clowns or side characters from Gintama - which is pretty much the same thing. Am not pleased.