On a Lustful Night Mingling with a Priest

The question you have to ask yourself before watching this show is: do I want to see hentai? If the answer is yes, go for it. Each episode has about 3 minutes of no plot, porn, some nonsense, and dubious circumstances (and consent). I guess some people started to watch this because the guy looks like the one from One Punch Man but don’t get mistaken... this is pretty much porn and that’s it. Story - Non-existant Art - Looked cute until the porn started Sound - I can't forget the sounds Character - No development, just porn Enjoyment - I am not a hentai fan, so... no enjoyment Overall -I wasted my time

“If you try to arouse me, you will fill me with lust.” Let that set the tone for this review. Just really let that sink in, which shouldn't take long. Based on the three versions that were broadcast, this had to have been some kind of experiment to see what they could do with adult anime. Clearly, the “all-ages” version is a joke from the way it was going to be butchered to hell and back, and the “15+” version has some laughable censorship this side of “Pupa” and “Okusama ga Seitokaichou”, albeit with the latter, it's more toward the cut-out puppet segments to cut away fromthe juicy bits. So does that make the “18+” version all the more superior? Not even in the slightest. In fact, the censored version is actually sparing its audience from seeing how much of a mistake (and bore) it actually is simply by distracting them with silly puppetry. STORY: What story? Each episode is three minutes long and it sometimes skips around like a scratched up DVD. What little story there IS is basically how every smutfic in existence can be summed up in one sentence: Girl meets boy/reunites with boy now all grown up and sexiness (well... “sexiness”) ensues. They make a failed attempt at making it interesting by having the man be a monk and he needs a “fiancé” to please his parents since he's taking over the temple, but nothing noteworthy comes from that. Oh, and there's some relationship drama somewhere or another. Except I fail to see how this is a positive, let alone healthy relationship in the first place. CHARACTERS: I haven't bothered to remember these characters' names, and not just because I was watching it raw majority of the time. But I need to briefly mention these characters, so for clarity, I'll call them Carrot Top, Not-Saitama, and Proto-Kaworu. The parents are pointless, not even going to bother with them. Carrot Top is a well-endowed woman. That's it. She has no personality traits outside of being a submissive sex doll for Not-Saitama to grope and perform lewd acts on whenever he wants. This is because she's a blank slate for the viewer to insert herself into and pretend Not-Saitama is ravishing her. Because women and their fantasies, am I right? Not-Saitama is a horn dog who really likes licking his pretend-fiancé's boobs and ears, and poking around in her orifices. He's probably also borderline (if not outright) rapey since he took advantage of her while she was drunk, and he always initiates the first move. Got to teach his pretend-fiancé how to be the perfect wife of a monk, am I right? Right off the bat with his introduction, Proto-Kaworu does nothing but hit on Carrot Top every chance he gets—except for the one time Not-Saitama caught him, so he watched the two of them make out on the spot. He's only here to shoehorn in drama and an affair plot-line that's resolved in the second-to-last episode anyway because that's what all romances need, am I right, or AM I RIGHT. Why am I getting some terrible “Twilight”/“The Host” vibes from this? ART/ANIMATION: Going to start this off by saying I'm not surprised Seven, the studio behind this joke of an anime, was also the same one behind “Okusama”, but they shockingly also did “I Can't Understand What My Husband is Saying”. And apparently they also worked on quite a bit of hentai I have no interest in seeing whatsoever. So there really wasn't going to be much praise in this department. Their specialty lies in mainly short anime, so good for them that this works in their favor. Too bad the animation looks like it was made by a lemon fanfic writer who tried replacing their shoddily-written sex scenes with Flash animation to make it look “better”. That's how embarrassing and amateurish it is; it's still easy on the eyes compared to some other cheap hentai out there, but the errors are sloppy and egregious, you would have to practically not be looking at the screen to not see them. They try to cover it up by making the art look “pretty” and using as many still-frames (minus the mouth flaps) as possible in the three-to-four-minute runtime they have, but even those still-frames can have off-model moments. The only time this looked good and had some actual care put into it were in the first two episodes. But that was the entire point as those episodes were also the hottest. Have to give credit where credit is due, no matter how small. SOUND: Absolutely forgettable and as amateurish as the animation, as to be expected from a voice actress who was in two other hentai prior to this. And what a surprise, the voice actors are all nobodies. The soundtrack itself is also dull, I'm pretty sure they just repeated the same two tracks over and over, I just can't be bothered to check. The ending theme's also pointless and doesn't sound all that great, there's nothing grabbing your attention other than letting you know the end credits are rolling. I had to watch these episodes raw if I wanted the “full experience”, so I can't really judge dialogue. But I assume, based on the quote I gave above from the fansub of the first episode, all of the dialogue consists of being spouted out by Captain Obvious. And I just have to ask, “Who talks like that?” Seriously. That can't have just been a weird translation, the script must actually be THAT awkward and hokey. OVERALL: Just watch the first two episodes only—raw (unless you're curious about what the “15+” version looks like). It's only like seven minutes of your time, I'm sure you can get off to it within that timeframe. And ladies, don't give this a passing grade, or hell, even a passing glance just because it's animated porn for women. We deserve better quality smut to fantasize about.

Listen up, my purely fictional friends and readers I would never insult, even in jest and fun for the sake of humour! If you care about the plot of a hentai, you bazinga'd yourself, son. Bazinga'd yourself good. Hentai doesn’t even have plot, they are 'scenarios', ways in which you get to the fucking that is most interesting and erotic for the viewer. Which this anime does decently well. If you have a fetish for dom monks, this is for you. It presents that scenario fairly well. It’s not an offering on the 'good feminist show' alter, if that's what you want you, fictional reader who Iwould never swear at even for the sake of humour and levity, will be disappointed. Catering your expectations for the show towards this, and understanding whether or whether not these are the most important factors of watching a hentai will determine whether you should watch this. Understanding what it is and how it operates is one of the reasons I like it. It's unique, interesting, something that is rare. A 12 episode short hentai series made from a josei series done fairly well. Something’s only ever a true 1/10, at least in my opinion, when the type of people who could get enjoyment out of it just can not through blatant incompetence. Like a fan-service show where the fan-service is ugly. A drama where the drama isn’t compelling at all. A plot-driven show where the plot is garbage. The premise or 'scenario' of this show is "Girl had a crush on a guy in high school, and at their reunion she finds out he’s become a priest. He then makes her become his bride". So she gets taken advantage of by the guy she liked growing up (don’t even lie to me that that isn’t a Fantasy of Women). The entire show is based on how it can cater to fantasies. For this, the porn is decent, the art is attractive, there is definitely a type of audience that’s likes stuff like 50 Shades/Twilight/other shoujo manga where this sort of plot/characters appeals to. A 5/10 is more appropriate, but I'm so happy that a show like this, which is of a relatively niche genre exists at all that I give it a personal 10/10. If someone is going to be mad that so many of those fantasies involve a man being so overtaken by lust for the female character that he fucks that young lady hard and rough, my purely hypothetical and fictional friend who exists in this review only as method of writing in the first tense and not as a real person, whom I respect immensely and would never call a female dog, if anyone is angry about rape fantasies, they are gonna be mad at a lot of women, and this anime isn't for them, but it's for all those women who bought 50 Shades of Grey, who, also, I will never dream of insulting in a humorous way. This anime is 10/10. I hope you enjoyed my good pure and friendly review of Souryo to Majiwaru Shikiyoku no Yoru ni...

She loved the rapist in the end of story. Medetashi~ Medetashi~ Watching a non R-18 is truly the garbage experience, so I decided to spend my time watching a R-18 version. Now one thing that reminds you the most is, it exactly looks similar as Yosuga no Sora type of series but this is 3 minutes anime and only 1 girl to get laid with. The description says it all, the bald guy who looks like Saitama pull out pranks by raping her, and Mio decides to let him rape her. Wait what?For each every episode, there`s a rape scene, and not in good way. Its like the show trading both hentai scenes and anime scenes, blend it together, and turned into a failure. So lets talk about characteristic, its zero and brainless, Mio's a bitch, Baldy a raper, and Baldy's Parent just let them continue to be their future bride. Great. There`s one this that I praise is the Art design, but only praise on how "fluid" the "hentai" was. I think this story is wrote by 10 years old kid. I found this to be offended and I knew it since in the beginning. Please add "Hentai" tag on this show. Conclusion, this is not for everyone. If you look forward for mediocre storyline, then this isn`t, even Hentai scene looks like crap. 1/10. ================= (Old version review) 3 Minutes, + more minutes on R-18 version. Which one you prefer? For me, from what my age is, I pick R-18 because "Thats the way its intended to watch" mode. And... ok. Its Hentai show that somehow it didn`t tagged as "Hentai" in this site. And instead of making a usual 24 mins, they make a weekly 3 min show. Plot? Well how to explain. A dude getting so horny to a girl, which is her old classmate from school, trying to rape her. And the next episode will be doing even more different position. So next time giving a real sex show. Character? I don`t understand. This is me, and my thoughts of Mio is exactly the same, and she let him rape her. Why? I don`t know. She love him, but he`s a rapist. Human rights please. And the baldy guy, is a Saitama Rapist version. A monk. A priest. A horny guy. If you never knew the animator, SEVEN, also did some highly ecchi "my wife is a student council" and "I don`t understand what my husband is saying", but they also make a Hentai show. Of course. Rance. Conclusion, I don`t know. Probably its like, a girl knows that monk/priest would be bad in Love relationship, but monk decided to rape instead. (Based on ep 1 - 8) ==================