This Mayonnaise is too Liquid.

Story: 10 Until I watched this anime, I could never truly comprehend how the trivial simplicities of life that you and I take for granted are possibly some of the most important aspects of life here on Planet Earth. When properties, such as liquidity, of a household object like Mayonnaise, are brought to light under the truly marvelous construction of "None found, add some" Studios, it can transform an afterthought into a life-changing social and physical construct. Art: 10 Like a glass shattering at my feet, or like a strike of lightning above my head, my perspective on life and death was left in shambles after my eyesexperienced the visual exultation of seeing the man falling through the Mayonnaise bottle. The Ultra-HD 42p visual representation transformed a simple (yet profound) story into a cinematic masterpiece, second to nothing in its genre of 'dementia'. Sound: 10 Before today, I thought the fantastic soundtracks of the likes of Bleach or Made in Abyss deserved the crown regarding auditory bliss. However, I am now enlightened enough to where I understand that a true masterpiece involves sporadic intervals of white noise followed by the occasional French (I believe) gibberish. The 10 I award this anime is for changing my perspective on music, and separating the mundane from the extraordinary. Character: 10 Words can't truly encapsulate the beauty of the characters portrayed in this masterpiece, so I shall only write this much. (I'm definitely not tired of writing) Enjoyment: 10 ditto Overall: 10 The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

When I first stumbled upon this movie, I got extremely fascinated, although my excitement didn't last long. Story: 5 I couldn't comprehend what the main plot was, besides the fact that the mayonnaise was too liquid. Art: 8 Whoever drew these characters deserves a major reward; it is truly a work of art, although there is no color besides from the mayonnaise bottle and cap. Sound: 2I was not able to understand what the characters were saying, since they are not speaking Japanese or English and there are no subtitles. Furthermore, their voices sound chopped, as if they were recorded on a Nokia 3310 from the year 2002. Character: 6 I do not have much to say regarding the characters; they showed major character development, but their personality seems kinda dull. Enjoyment: 7 This movie entertained me for 2 minutes and 24 seconds, wish it was longer. Overall: 6 The movie was short, but enjoyable. I expect many improvement for the sequel.

As a distant family relative of Atsushi, the director of "This Mayonnaise is too Liquid," I must say that I am deeply disappointed in his work. Atsushi was born in Hyogo Prefecture in 1980 and went on to study film at Osaka Kyoiku University, Image Forum Institute of Visual Arts, and Graduate School of Tokyo University of the Arts. He has been self-taught since around 2002 and started producing animation, with major themes of "pause" and "comfortable movement." However, all of this seems to have been in vain as he has created an appalling, horrid, awful, and distasteful work with "This Mayonnaise is too Liquid." Itis a true waste of time, and I am deeply disappointed that I got to see him pursue his dreams from a distance, only to witness this travesty. As someone who has followed Atsushi's journey, it is sickening to see him produce such low quality work. It feels like he has not learned anything from his years of education and self-study. I have no hope for Atsushi in the future unless he takes at least ten years to reflect on where he went wrong with "This Mayonnaise is too Liquid." He needs to analyze his approach to animation and storytelling and understand where he failed. He needs to realize that he has not done justice to the anime world, let alone the industry. In conclusion, "This Mayonnaise is too Liquid" is an example of how even wannabe artists can falter. Atsushi's disappointing work has left me disheartened, and I can only hope that he takes this as a learning opportunity and maybe brainstorm other ways of income, particularly ones that wouldn't require him to waste any more time than he has already wasted in learning institutes. Never in my life would I ever recommend any gens to watch this horrid film, especially not new gens.