Amazing Nuts!

ill be quick here first one is great, second is nonsensical but has a cool ending, third is awesome and fourth is dogshit. 9-8-9-2 is my not-so objective score for every episode since i am completely biased and not afraid of it. Those are " music clips", rather than "episodes", they don't have a plotline between them, therefore they should be viewed as a standalone projects not a compilation BUT 4th episode really suck balls compared to the others, pulling the whole thing down as result. ill start to break em all down now so go watch the thing if any sounds good shoo so aight hear me out:the first one is basically a gorillaz clip about, well, a gorillaz cop. i'd love to hear more about the lore of whatever this was but they decided to go with all-action sequence and honestly? the best decision they could've go with, given the time frames of 8 minutes. yeah, im not sure why the hell every episode have roughly 5 minutes credits roll but hey, credit where credit is due, some scenes are nothing short of amazing there 2nd episode is a bit of a slowburner as mentioned in other reviews, but i actually liked it. maybe cuz im bit of a sucker for a horror cliches? anyway, as i understood from the shattered bits of plot, its about the guy and his scientist girlfriend(wife?) who was working on some science bs ts whatever called God Child? then she dies, and our guy slits his veins and they reconnect spiritually to commit double suicide wrist slicing action, accompanied by pretty sick song and cool effects imo so yea, waow, it's a beautiful warudo. this episode IS on a weaker side but its pretty good nonetheless 3rd one is badass it starts with a pretty cool premise: what will you do if your loved one suddenly becomes wanted dead by everyone on the planet? well, the guy snapped and simply ditched her. so, uh, she is now a master of kung fu, duh! this is the longest episode and it's easily the best one, transitions, lighting, angles, all is spectacular on this front, music choice is honestly whatever, it's not bad, just not the most fitting for the action clip of this caliber i think. this or i just pulling words out of my crack, song itself is fire, ill twinkle twinkle clap my hands every day of the year if i need to. i think same time frames are to blame, but she got nerfed with regrets during final fight and uh the guy was regretting too i suppose. or she was just remembering his words, that meant world to her, could be both actually 4th is uhhh out of place is the word for this one it is very childish. i mean it feels like it was meant for children, yknow, like that cartoon about robots from 2005 or the shrek endings where everyone is dancing, it is a musical and i hate it episode starts with a song like the one from titanic you know like ooonnceeee mmmmmoooooooooreee yoooooouuuuu oooopeeeened the dooooor <you got it if you dont check out celine dion titanic song on google dot com so yea im not a big fan screw you celine dion and screw whoever made this bullshi t second song in this is actually doable but interrupted with noises of i dunno what whimsical critters those are but i dont like any of them, tall guy was closing a view for the fatso humpty dumpty so humpty dumpty called mobsters on him since he is apparently a yakuza's kid willy nilly lad who's the lover of the rosa songstress tried to intervene and caught the wildest stray i ever saw in media then yakuza murked the tall guy, threw the wee lad down the shore and then they got murked by a stray murderbot and a golly jolly fella woke up swimming near the evil ass tower THE END this shit is not finished and im regretting watching the last episode. OVERALL id recommend watching this its a neat experiment in my eyes, and i enjoyed all of it except for the last crap, it literally tanks down the enjoyment of whole pack which is why i wrote this angry rant at 3am

Continuing with this year's film festival week, we have Amazing Nuts. Which I assume is going to be rare footage of me without trousers. No? That's good, wouldn't have been interesting to most people any way. It's a Studio 4°C production from 2006. It's an anthology film containing four different stories set to music. It's been a while since I reviewed an anthology. Story: The anthology has four stories. Basically, they're designed like a pair of music videos with a small segment in between that gives some dialogue and story details. In that regard, the only one that kind of works for me is the second, GlassEye. Which is about moving on after an addiction-related tragedy. Global Astroliner Gou is a dull piece about a primate looking space cop running around with a wild lady, who cares? Kung-Fu Love is about a girl who randomly gets declared the enemy of the world and scapegoated for a bunch of ridiculous shit and has to fight a bunch of random people. Again, who cares? Joe and Marilyn is about a singer who falls in love with a guy and then he accidentally pisses off some people with power. Who cares? You could make the case that obviously the narratives are going to be very simple. Each one has less than ten minutes to work with. Which is a fair point to make but even just judging them as music videos, they don't really hold up. In general, the problem with these segments is that you have these overblown visuals that don't really mesh with the songs all that well. It feels like those music videos that are either being deliberately bizarre and random or that are downright pretentious because the singer fancies themselves far more artistic than they actually are. Characters: The characters are non-entities. Due in part to the length and in part to the musical nature of the anthology, they rely on archetypes and never get much in terms of development or depth. Art: Each short uses a different art style. Gou looks almost like a Gorillaz music video. Which does work aesthetically. Glass Eye may be the best in terms of actual substance, but it uses an ugly rotoscope style. Kung Fu Love looks a bit like that stupid anime I watched about the guy who thinks he's a sword. And that anime was ugly. Marilyn has the type of shameful CG that you would see in a really rubbish film like Food Fight. It's definitely the worst of the lot visually. Sound: Normally, I focus more on the acting than the music but, as this is a music-based anthology, we're going to focus on it. Gou uses the m-flo & Doping Panda song "She Loves the Cream" and it's terrible. I'm not exaggerating when I say I wanted to turn it off after ten seconds and had to force myself to keep listening. Glass Eye uses the Ram Rider song "Smile Again." Which isn't as bad but it's definitely a sub-par song at best. Kung-Fu Love uses the Kumi Koda song "Twinkle" which is the only song I would actually listen to outside of this. Our final song is mink's "Here by my side." It's another one that's sub-par at best with the addition of being very Engrishy. Ho-yay: There isn't any. All the videos have hetero-normative arcs. Areas of Improvement: 1. Pick better music. Out of the three videos, only one of them uses a decent song. And since that's a big draw for the film, it's kind of a huge problem. 2. Better quality art. The only video that looks decent visually is Gou with the Gorillaz like style. 3. Stronger matching of visuals to music. I've already said it, but for most of these there's not much of a connection between the two. Final Thoughts: This isn't an anthology film I'd recommend. There's only one with visuals that look decent, that's Gou. There's only one where it has a decent narrative, that's Glass Eye. There's only one that has a good song, that's Kung-fu Love. And there's one that doesn't do anything right, that's Marilyn. And it's hard to recommend something that's basically a collection of music videos where every single one fails in some critical area of music videos. As such, I have to give Amazing Nuts a 4/10.